baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

    things straight ppl say in movies

  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago

breenwolf:

[reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
[reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want

anyone wants an invitation to ello?? just send me fanmail/ask with your email

harrysrad:

when your friends are exchanging secrets right in front of you

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The Vaccines  Post Break-Up Sex

clarascully:

The Vaccines—Post Break-Up Sex